Keretamu Keretaku Jua.

Yosh!

Dalam seminggu ni sahaja, saya dapat dua cerita pasal car hijacking. I'm not sure how recent they are, but I was expecting lower crime rate after the black gold turned RM2.70 per liter (so bila lagi nam beli kereta solar atau kereta guna minyak kelapa sawit? Or perhaps a bicycle would make a good substitute).

Anyway, why would people take your car? Think, think. Haa...because your car is very the expensive one. Also, your car is very the kilat, and also the baju that you wear while driving the car is so lah the vogue one. Hm, maybe. Ntah, I doubt it that these people would go for cheap cars, but who knows...

So, the very first thing that we can do to avoid these car jackers is, buy a cheap car. Yeay! Beli yang biasa-biasa sudeyh. Kemudian, ada juga tips kata (untuk ladies) jangan letak patung-patung kiut miut dalam kereta. Selain memerangkap habuk, mereka juga boleh member sign pada pencuri-pencuri, "Driver/owner kereta ni perempuan = mangsa yang mudah". Oh sebelum tu jangan lupa belajar taekwando. So sebelum ambil lesen kereta, ambil lesen martial art dulu. Hoho. Kalau malas prektis je dengan adik-adik, especially time diorang buat hal.

Lepas tu, bacalah email-email yang pasal taktik-taktik pencuri ni. Macam,
1. Kalau tengah dah nak start drive, tetiba ada kertas melekat kat cermin belakang (blocking view), buat bodoh saja. Jalan je sebab kalau keluar dan alih kertas tu, time tu la si pencuri akan datang dan membuat aksi mendebarkan.
2. Kalau orang buat-buat kereta rosak (pretty lame, but still effective yar)
3. Jangan letak handbag kat passenger seat.
4. Kalau ada orang menyerang, always have your car key pointed to that pencuri's way. Kira boleh tikam dia la. But don't make it obvious.
5. If your tayar pancit suddenly-suddenly, call someone you know to help. (Call as in ambil telephone dan dail, bukan panggil pakcik kat tepi. Ntah2 dia yang bocorkan). Gagaga.
6. Maybe it's good to have a hammer standby under your seat. In case la.
7. If keadaan terlalu genting, just let them have the car. Run for your life!

Ada banyak lagi, but unlike my mailbox, my brainbox is not as reliable nowadays.

Oh semester one is over. Yes! Alhamdulillah, even though I still have 2 more assignments to hand in, I'm relieved. I've learnt a lot for the past few months, and there are still 4-5 months untuk saya belajar. Then at-taaammmaaaattt... Yessss...

So that's about it.
Adios Amigos Ariba Ariba Andre Andre!
Salam~